1 Aadmi daru k nashe me taxi me betha
bola chalo airport chalo
taxiwala: tum airport pe hi ho

Admi:yelo 50rs dubara inte taiz mat chalana

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 986 views

“Plz try Letter”

Man:Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu neMuje Letter kyu post kya?..
Sardar:Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALLKe thi par awaz aaei“Plz try Letter”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Kaash dil ki hasrat

Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai,
Aap dain miss call or wo receive ho jayai,
Sub bhoo ker kerain hum ghanton batain,
Hoosh tub ayai jub aapka balance khatam ho jayai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

suit acha hai

Boy 2 Girl: Suit bohat acha pehna hai
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Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
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Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Makeup b bohat acha hai
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Girl: Thnx "BHAI JAN"
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Boy: Phir b buri lag rahi ho :-P

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

dunya ki sabse khubsurat larki

Boy: I love U. Tm dunya ki sabse khubsurat larki ho.
Girl: Acha per tmhre pechy mjhse b zyada haseen larki khari ha.
Boy turn back bt wahan koi nai tha.
Girl: Agar tum mjhse pyar krte tou kbhi pechy nai murty. . . .

MORAL:
Aby moral woral kch nai bachi tez nikli….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A mouse was going with its kids

A mouse was going with its kids.a CAT jumped infront of them. Mouse shouted:" BHOW BHOW"
Cat ran away,

Mouse:"that's the advantage of learning foreign language

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)