3 Ways To Catch A Tiger
1- Newtons Method
Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger
2- Einsteins Method
Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired
Then Catch It
3- Pakistani Police Method
Catch A Cat & Beat It
Until It Accepts Its A Tiger

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 971 views

Pathan

Girl : Mujh se shadi kero gy?

Pathan : Nahi hum shadi apno me kerty hen. Jese,

Ammi ny Abbu se ki,

Bhai ny Bhabhi se ki,

Baji ny Behnoi se,

Hum bhi apni Bivi se kere ga....:-

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Ek kanjoos ko electric

Ek kanjoos ko electric current laga...

Uski wife:-
Aap theek toh hai na?

Kanjoos:-
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Mai theek hu... tu meter dekh unit kitne badhe...!! :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Off teacher

Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day
without having to tell you off.
Pupil: You have my permission !

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ladke Ki Pepsi Me Zahar

Ek aadmi pepsi saamne rakh ke udas betha tha.

Dost aaya pepsi Pee kar bola: kyun udaas hai?

Aadmi: Aaj to din hi kharab hai,

Subah Biwi se jhagda ho gaya,

Raste mein car kharab,

Office late, Boss ne nokri se nikal dia,

Ab suicide ke liye Pepsi mein zahar milaya tha.

Wo bhi tu pi gya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

women

One day an old woman walked into a shop and got some dog food, she went to pay for it and the cashier said you can’t buy that dog food we need evidence that you have a dog, so she bought in her dog and she got the dog food. The next day the same old lady went to get some cat food and the cashier said you can’t have that cat food we need evidence that you have a cat, so she went home and got her cat and she got the cat food. Next day the same old lady went in again and she had a box, she told the cashier to put her finger in it, so she did. She said it felt warm and soft, the little old lady then said now you’re satisfied can I have some toilet paper please!

by inayat khan (few years ago!)