3 Ways To Catch A Tiger
1- Newtons Method
Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger
2- Einsteins Method
Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired
Then Catch It
3- Pakistani Police Method
Catch A Cat & Beat It
Until It Accepts Its A Tiger

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 890 views

Santa: My wife and I never argue.

Santa: My wife and I never argue.

Banta: Not even when she is right?

Santa: I don`t know. That has never happened with me.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Blueberry Hill

It was the first day of a new school year.

Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher asks the first boy "Why are you tardy," the boy replies "I've been on Blueberry Hill" the teacher said "Take your seat."

She asks the next boy why he was late. "I was on Blueberry Hill also" he replied.

Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with the same answer.

As the boys we're sitting down a girl arrives in.

"Let me guess", said the teacher. "You where on Bluberry Hill aslo"

"NO.... I am Blueberry Hill" replied the girl.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pyar

Lagta hai mujhe pyar hu gia hai

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Apne ap se
bhai Allah pak ne kia pyara banaya hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Santa : Badda dukh hoya

Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa ( to his son )

* Santa ( to his son ) : Itne km marks? do thappad marne chayiye.......!

Santa's son : Haan papa.. chalo...mene us master ka ghr dekha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)