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Pathan aur Sardar paani peenay gai, glass ulta para hua tha

Sardar: Khan Sahab iska to moo hi band hai.

Pathan: Haan yar yeh to neechay se b toota hua hai…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 861 views
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