Santa: “Kitna padhey
Santa: “Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?”
Banta: “B.A.”
Santa: “Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1018 views
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