Santa: “Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?”
Banta: “B.A.”
Santa: “Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 887 views

Teacher: Dunya me kitne Bar-e-Azam hen?

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 sardar coffee pene jata hai

1 sardar coffee pene jata hai to waiter pochta hai ke hot ya cold coffee.

sardar kahta hai price kya hai. to waiter kehta hai ke hot coffee 5 rupee ki or cold coffee 10 rupee, to sath wale log hot coffee pe rahe they to sardar ne kaha ke jaldi piyo warna 10 rupee dene parhe ge!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa's Father brought a NEW SIM CARD

Santa's Father brought a NEW SIM CARD..

Santa saved that Number in his Mobile Phone as,
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"New Father

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Phatan Gehri Soch Mai

Phatan Gehri Soch Mai

Wife: Kia Soch Rahe Ho?

Phatan: Ye Geo News Walon Ko Kese Pata Chalta He?

Wife: Kia?

Phatan: Yehi K

“Ap Dekh Rahe Hen
Geo News”…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

100 Rs Mein Aata Hi Kya Hai?

Ek Din Pappu Ki Biwi Apne Mayke Gayi Hoti Hai,

Toh Pappu Sochta Hai Kyun Na Aaj Ka Din Enjoy Kiya Jaye,

Pappu Apne Ghar Per Apni Girlfriend Ko Bulata Hai Aur Naukar Ko Kehta Hai,

Pappu: “Aaj Teri Chuti Yeh Le 100/- Rupaye, Lekin Apni Malkin Ko Mat Batana”

Naukar: “Malik 100/- Toh Bahut Kam Hai, Malkin Issi Kaam Ke 500/- Deti Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)