Sardar:Dr.sab,,, I am suffering from loose motions!

Doctor:Kinni patli a rhee hy?
Sardar:

Dr. sab!Bus samaj lavo k tussi oday naal gararay kar sakday h0

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 931 views

Do me a favor?

A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
came to him begging.
Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a
few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this
time.
Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting
room right now, and I don't want to miss the four
o'clock ball game.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Maa Ulti Kaise Ho Gayi

Teacher : Santa batao M for kya hota hai?

Santa : Sir, Mother!

Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?

Santa kuch sochne lagta hai

Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?

Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A cold winter!

It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'

'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'

This is how stock markets work!!!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)

FATHER: How Are Y

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

SON: Under Water, Dad.

FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?

SON: They"Re Below C Level

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Monster valentine's day

Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?

Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.

Boy Monster: Is it still beating?

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)