Motape ka 1 hi elaaj hy tum rozana

Doctor:
Motape ka 1 hi elaaj hy tum rozana sirf 1 roti khaya karo,
Sardar:
Ye 1 roti khana khanay se pehle khani hy ya khanay k baad?.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 951 views
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