Roger Fedrer:
I’ve Great Knowledge Abt Tennis,
U Can Ask Anything.

Sardar:
Ok Tell Me,
How Many Holes Are There In The Net

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 919 views

Blind

Chiman: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai,
aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Chiman: Phone karte waqt.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

jawad

The student did not like the sound of this at all, and asked for permission to speak. The professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:

“Has anyone in this class heard our professor’s brain?” Silence.

“Has anyone in this class touched our professor’s brain?” Absolute silence.

“Has anyone in this class seen our professor’s brain?”

When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, “Then, according to our professor’s logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!”

by Jawad Ali Abbasi (few years ago!)

Kamal Ki Cheez

Pathan: Is TV Ki Kiya Qeemat Hai.?

Salesman: 1 Lakh..

Pathan: Q Is Me Kiya Khas Baat Hai.?

Salesman: Light Chali Jaye Gi to
Ye Automatic Off ho jayega..

Pathan: Kamal Ki Cheez Hai Yaar,
Is Ko Pack Ker Do :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Definitions

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and panic is when both are pregnant.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lalu Ji Ko English Sikhne Ka Bhoot Sawar Hua.

Lalu Ji Ko English Sikhne Ka Bhoot Sawar Hua.
Aisi Hi Ek Din Unko Sonia Ji Ke Yaha Jana Pada.
Vaha Jake Kaam Se Fursat Pane Ke Bad, Lalu Ji Ne
Sonia Se Pucha
Lalu: “I Love You Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?”
Sonia: “Main Tumse Pyar Karti Hun?”
Lalu: “Lo Kar Lo Bar, Angreji Mein Ek Sawal Ka
Puch Liya, Pagli Fida Hi Ho Gayi Humpar“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)