1 Ghar se chuntiyo(ants) ki kataar darwazay se bahar nikal rahi thi.

GHAR k malik ne pucha,"tum sab chuntiya, kaha ja rhi ho."

CHUNTIYA boli,"tum jese kanjus aadmi k ghar pe rehne se acha hay k ham kisi aur jaga HIJRAT(MIGRATE) kar jae..."

MORAL:
yar kuch to sharam karo. ITNI kanjusi b achi nhi hoti ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 969 views

Teacher:-"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"

Teacher:-
"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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Student:- English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha....:P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Exam hall mein Student copy pe

Exam hall mein Student copy pe apna

Panja bana ra tha.

Duty per teacher bola paper mein to hand ki diagram ka Question nai

Student:

Mein paper banane wale per lanat bhej raha hun

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

pathan fractured!

Pathan 2 Doctor:
Poray Jism Main Kaheen Bhe Ungli Lagaon
To Bohat Dard Hota Hai.

Doctor:
Suggested Full Body XRay
When He Checked XRay ,
He Found Frecture In His Ungli.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost

Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho

Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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by Shak (few years ago!)

Ek Bhoot Apne Baal Katvane Naayi Ke Paas Gaya

Ek Bhoot Apne Baal Katvane Naayi Ke Paas Gaya.
Naayi Ke Pass Pahle Se Hi

Customer Bethe The, Bola: “Baad Mein Aana, Abhi Main Busy Hoon”

Bhoot Ne Kuch Aisa Bola Ki Naayi Ko Heart Attack Ho Gaya,
Kya….?

Bhoot: “Sar Rakh Kar Ja Raha Hoon, Tum Baal Kaat Dena Main, Baad Mein Le Jaunga“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)