1 Ghar se chuntiyo(ants) ki

1 Ghar se chuntiyo(ants) ki kataar darwazay se bahar nikal rahi thi.

GHAR k malik ne pucha,"tum sab chuntiya, kaha ja rhi ho."

CHUNTIYA boli,"tum jese kanjus aadmi k ghar pe rehne se acha hay k ham kisi aur jaga HIJRAT(MIGRATE) kar jae..."

MORAL:
yar kuch to sharam karo. ITNI kanjusi b achi nhi hoti ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 849 views
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