Old Man: Putar mere dand
Old Man: Putar mere dand (teeth) lai ke aa.
Putar: Bapu roti te bani nahi hai.
Old Man: Roti nahi khani, sahmne vali buddhi nu smile deni hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 977 views
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