dil
Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.
by Asim Raza (few years ago!) / 1002 views
Similar Jokes
Rizwan: Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Rizwan: Phone karte waqt
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving.
The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you ID?"
The drunk man, "What drugs??
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!
Wife: Kyun?
Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane
ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:
Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...
2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/#sthash.zVQBoM48.dpuf
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?
Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police-Aap Belt Pehen Kar drive kar rahe hai aapko Rs. 5000 ka inam diya jata hai Aap iska kya karoge
Santa-main is se apn driving license bannaunga...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Student:
Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,Math men Q Nhi?
Sir:
Zyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hoja Warna 5,7 dhar dunga 6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir ajynge!
studnt:sir g urdu,english hi theek hy
math waqai bakwas subject hy:
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce, the Judge asked: "How will you divide, you have 3 children?"
Pat came Santa's reply: "Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Agar Do Peepal K Darakhton Ko
Aik RaBi Se Baandh Diya Jaye
To Us RaBi Ko Kya Kahen Ge?
Sardar: Us Rabi Ko Bolenge
“Nokia” (Connecting Peepal):-)
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..
Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_
Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha Hai?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)