Ek mandir mein buri niyat wale gayab ho jate the ,Shahrukh gaya Shahrukh gayab,
Saif gaya, Saif gayab, Aamir gaya, Aamir gayab, Mallika Sherawat gayi, Bhagwan gayab

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 868 views

Once a sardar calls another sardar

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi,Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

khul ja Sim Sim

Mujy bhoolny ki khuda kary tum ko aisi saza mily

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Zor ka susu aaye aur shalwar ka naarra na khule
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<';> Oye khul ja Sim Sim

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Main fail hona chahta hun

Matric student: Main fail hona chahta hun

Dost: Kyun?

Student: Papa ne kaha hai ke 1st aya to science dilvaunga,
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2nd aya to arts, fail hua to shadi kara denge.

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)

Judge asked the husband

Court was hearing a divorce case.

Judge asked the husband: Why do you want to divorce your wife?

Husband: We have a lot of cats in our house, but whenever my wife goes out of house, she brings one or two more. I am sick of this habit of hers and want to divorce her as my house has turned into a zoo. During summer i can’t breath due to so many cats.

Why don’t you open the windows during the night? asked the judge.

How can i? said the husband. All my 200 pigeons i so painfully gathered would fly away.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa apni girl friend ko

Santa apni girl friend ko I luv you kehta hai aur gir jata hai.

Girl: Ye kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I’m falling in love.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)