Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad
Teacher
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad me kya farq hai ?
Pathan
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya
or phir.
dono ne mil kar mujhe EJaad kia.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 825 views
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