There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"

So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 962 views

Wife to her husband

Wife to her husband: Please take me to an expensive place.
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Husband replied: okey get ready
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We are going to Petrol Pump.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Solid REPLY.

Solid REPLY.
GF- Kal tumhe kitne call kiye.,
lekin

tumne phone nahi uthaya.???
BF-Q uthau

45 Rs. deker jo gana lagwaya he wo kya tera baap sunega..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek sharabi akash ki taraf

Ek sharabi akash ki taraf ishara karke bola: Yeh suraj hai ya chand?

Dusra Sharabi: Pata nahi bhai, mein bhi is shehar mein naya hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

BV -Wo Aadmi Muje Dekh K

BV -Wo Aadmi Muje Dekh K Muskura Raha H

Pati-Jrur hasega,jb maine pehli bar tumhari shakal dekhi thi to Mai b 3din tak Apni hasi nai Rok paya tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa: Ye bata aurten

Santa: Ye bata aurten aadmi ke mukable jayada
kyun hoti hain?
banta: are yaar, unki biwiyan jo nahi hoti.
Santa kangaal ho gaya toh apni biwi se kaha-
bachhon ko apni nani ke yaha chod aao aur tum apni
maa ke pas chali jao aur mein aisa karta hu apne
sasural rahne chala jata hu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)