There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"

So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 868 views

Ek sharabi akash ki taraf ishara

Ek sharabi akash ki taraf ishara karke bola: Yeh suraj hai ya chand?

Dusra Sharabi: Pata nahi bhai, mein bhi is shehar mein naya hun.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

teacher to student

teachr to student:
ek taraf paisa hai, ek taraf dimag

kya lo gay???????
student: paisa

teacher: galat, Agar mai hotee tou dimag laitee


student: Jiskre passjo nahi hy vo wohi leta hai.........:)

by ahsan raza (few years ago!)

Agr Mujse Shadi Krni Hai To

Grl:Agr Mujse Shadi Krni Hai To Tume Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Atta aur Papa Ki Car Me 20 litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga.Boy:Acha BEHAN chalta hu Ami-Abu Ko Salam Kehna.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar

2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :D

by rahul (few years ago!)

is line ki english banao

Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.

Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan.......

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)