Customer : teri bhais ki 1 ankh to khrab hai

Customer : teri bhais ki 1 ankh to khrab hai.

Fir bhi tu iske 25 hazar rupe mang raha h?

Santa : tuje bhais dudh ke liye chaiyebya nain-matakka karne ke liye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 815 views
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She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly, “I would do anything to pass this exam.”

She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean…” she whispers, “… I would do…anything!!!”

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Uffo Kya Kerte Ho.

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