Damadji pehli baar sasural gaye.¿Gaon walo se puchha . .

Yahan koi enjoy karne ki cheez hai ? Gaon wale bole nahi babu . . ¿Ek thi wo bhi aap le gaye...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1180 views

Pathan Aur Bank Ka Loan

Pathan Ne Bank Se Loan Le Kar Car Li Lekin Loan Wapas Na Kar Saka Bank Walay Car Le Gaye

Pathan: Pehlay Pata Hota
To Shadi Bhi Bank Se Loan Le Kar Karta!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dukandar Aurat Se

Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k thak gaya
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra pasand nahi aaya
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Aurat: Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi lene aayi thi :P:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

:Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen

Student:Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,Math men Q Nhi?
Sir:Zyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hoja Warna 5,7 dhar dunga 6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir ajynge!
studnt:sir g urdu,english hi theek hymath waqai bakwas subject hy:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

God Created Millions

God Created Millions Of Faces With Different Looks..

But When He Reached China, He Was Exhausted.

Then He Started

Ctrl C, Ctrl V, Ctrl C, Ctrl V

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A teacher was having trouble..

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?" "Somebody else's pants."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)