Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha

Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha

Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho?

Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya.

Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 929 views
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