Santa mango juice ka glaas le kar baitha tha

Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pee gaya.

Santa – Meri to yaar kismat hi kharab hai. Beta fail ho gaya,
biwi dost ke saath bhag gayi, ghar me chori ho gayi, nalke me
paani nahi, ghar me light nahi.
Aab juice me zehar daal ke peene ko rakha tha
aur wo bhi tu pee gaya saale!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 917 views

PIA Air Hostess Passenger se

PIA Air Hostess Passenger se:

Aap Khana Khaeyn gayn??

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Passenger: Choices kia kia hain???

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Air Hostess: YES or NO-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

whos the ist

A Sad girl was sitting with her husband
Husband: U r d second most beautiful girl, I've ever seen.
Girl: Who's the first?
Husband: It's YOU When u sM¡le

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao

Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao

Banta-Kya Hua

Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha

‘Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga’

Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Trouble

Husband: u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!

Wife: Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Nokrani Maalkin apki purani sarhee

Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.

Malkin: Kyun? Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab

"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)