Santa : Mujhe mobile me MP3

Santa : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.

Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?

Santa : Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASAN CARD chalega?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 789 views
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