2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.

Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1034 views

Facebook Status Difference

Girl’s Facebook Status – Traveled In A Bus After Such A Long Time.

Comments:
Awwwww.. Muah..

May Be Next Time We Both Can Go Together Sweetie.
You Went Without Me?

Wow! I Also Wanna Experience It Once.

You Must Be Tired Na Honey?

Boy’s Facebook Status – Traveled In A Bus After Such A Long Time.

Comments:
Haan To Saale Usme Hum Kya Kare?

Bas Yehi Aukaat Hai Teri.
Saale Ab Tu Rickshaw Me Jayega To Bhi Status Rakhega?
Abe Baap Ko Bole Ek Cycle To Dila De Kam Se Kam.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khushi se pagal

Son: Dad apko pata chaly ke mai 1st division pass howa hon tu apko kesa lagy ga?
Dad: Tu mai khushi se pagal hojawonga
Son: Bus esi dar se mai FAIL hogia

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Tumhaara Maa kaa naam

Teacher: Tumhaara Maa kaa naam kya hai?

LKG student: Mummy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kama Kar Khao

Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi: Tamatar Khao

Bhikari: Roti Dedo

Admi: Tamater Khao

Bhikari: Tamater Hi Q?

Wife: Ye Totla Hy Keh Rha Hy
Kama-Kar-Khao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Okay, if you are a real

Okay, if you are a real geologist, you probably enjoy transferring geology vocabulary into everyday situations. For example, if you agree with what someone has said, you may say, You breccias! or My sediments exactly!

And if you are not pleased with the person's statement, you may resort to the old:

That's not gneiss!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)