Mere bache hun ge to
Sardar:
Mere bache hun ge to 1 ko karachi aur ko Lahore chor aaunga
2Admi:woh Q?
kal TV per beta rahe the k bachon k darmiyan waqfa zarooi hai.!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 861 views
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1. Which Mouse has Two Legs?
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Ans. Mickey Mouse.
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If you answered Donald Duck,
You Are Under Stress.
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do
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Tm Urh Jao,Mai Nhi Urh Sakti.
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