Tapane Ki Had
Tapane Ki Had.
Bacha Dukaan Daar Se:
Uncle Safeguard Sabun Hai?
Dukaan Daar: Ji Haan Hy!!
Bacha:Haath Dho Ker
1 Rupe Wali Kulfi Dena..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1021 views
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SAWAL
Kuch B Ho,
JAWAB
Tum Hi Ho,
ARMAN
Kitna Hi Ho,
AARZOO
Tum Hi Ho,
GHUSSA
Jitna B Ho,
PYAR
Tum Hi Ho,
KHAWB
koi B ho
Tabeer Tum Hi Ho,
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.
Yani k saray Fsaad ki jar
Tum Hi Ho.
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Main to Masoom Hoon…
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