1 pathan nadee ky kinaray naha
1 pathan nadee ky kinaray naha rha tha,kay 1 admee aya or us kay kapray choree kr ky bhaag gya.
Pathan ny awaaz de ,O bhai kapre rakh lay magar naswaar tou dy ja,
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 846 views
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