1 pathan nadee ky kinaray naha rha tha,kay 1 admee aya or us kay kapray choree kr ky bhaag gya.

Pathan ny awaaz de ,O bhai kapre rakh lay magar naswaar tou dy ja,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 823 views

Chalo Newton's law batao..?

Sir: Chalo Newton's law batao..?

SANTA: Sir Mujhe pura nahi bas last ka aata hai.

Sir: chalo utna hi batao..

SANTA:-".. And dis is called d Newton's law"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar : What is the name of your car

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.

Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 pathan apne Betay k 6 mah bad

1 pathan apne Betay k 6 mah bad birthday mna rha tha.

Sardar ne pucha khan sahib:

Log to sal bad birthday mnaty hen.
Pathan bola:
Hmare han smester systm chlta hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 sardar apne bache ko mar raha tha

1 sardar apne bache ko mar raha tha or Medicne khala rha tha. 1 admi ne poch tm esy quen mar rhe o.?

Sardar:doctor ne kya c

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Enu goli kut k deni aa.;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Wo Konsi Ek Baat Hai Jo Hazaroon

Q:Wo Konsi Ek Baat Hai Jo Hazaroon Saal Pehle Bhi Students Kehte The, Aaj Bhi Kehte Hain Or Qayamat Tak Kahengay ?


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A:"Buss Kal Se Parhai Start Karunga'':-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)