Boss to santa

Boss to santa- jab se maine tumhe job se nikala he, tab se tum roz mere ghar ke samne potty kyun karke jate ho?
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Santa-aapko ye batane ke liye ki main bhuka nai mar raha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 859 views
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