Abhi To Sirf Plaat Kharida Hai
1 Makhi 1 Ganjay K Sar Pe Jaa Bethi
Dusri Makhi Ne Kaha?
Waah!Kya Ghar Mila Hai Tujhe
Pehli Makhi Boli
Nahi,Abhi To Sirf Plaat Kharida Hai
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