Papa: Beta

Papa: Beta,
Tum Apni Shadi Mein kis kis ko Bulaaoge..??

Beta:- jisne mujhe apne shadi mein bulaya tha..
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papa:- mujhe bulaoge na..?
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Beta:- tez mat baniye,
aap bhi nahi bulaye the mujhe...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1110 views
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