Pati: aaj sunday hai

Pati: aaj sunday hai aur aish karna. movie ke liye 3 ticket laayaa hoon.

Patni: teen kyu?

Pati: tumhe aur tumhaare maata pitaa ke liye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 979 views
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