Pati: aaj sunday hai aur aish karna. movie ke liye 3 ticket laayaa hoon.

Patni: teen kyu?

Pati: tumhe aur tumhaare maata pitaa ke liye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1027 views

Why You Did Not Close Your Eyes

Boy : Why You Did Not Close Your Eyes When I Kisses You ?
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Girl : Kaminay .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thein, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The …

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan

A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.


Pathan: Kaise?

Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Aik hi Hoga

Dctor: Aap ka or Aap ki Begam ka Blood Group aik hi hai

Husband: Zahir hai 18 Saal se Mera khoon Pi Rahi hai

Aik hi hoga.....:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

husband: tum se shadi kar k

husband:
tum se shadi kar k mujhey ek faida to hua...
wife:

khush ho kar boli kunsa faida?
husband:

muj mere gunahoon ki saza dunya mein hi mil ghi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

An big Elephant is drinking

An big Elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.

"Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)