Paisa Itna Diya Aur Kamra Itna Chota

Ek Baar Ek Khan Hotel Mein Room Book Karwa Raha Hota Hai,

Aur Receptionist Waiter Ko Khan Ke Kamare Tak Pahunchane Ke Liye Kehti Hai, Waiter Khan Ko Le Jata Hai Aur Bolta Hai.

Waiter: “Chalo Ander”

Khan: “Oye Hum Is Kamre Mein Nahi Rahga, Humko Pagal Samjha Hai Kya? Paisa Itna Diya Or Kamra Itna Chota Sa”

Waiter: “Abe Gadhe Ki Aulad, Andar To Chal Ye Lift Hai“

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