molazim hotel manager se: “upar ka mosafir shakayat kar raha tha ke raat barish main chat se is kadar pani tapka ke who sir se paoun tak nahaya gya.” Manager “theek hay ,is ke bill main nahane ke paise bi shamil kar lo.”

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 871 views

Millions dollars

It's million dollar saying that jo hase unke ghar
base
But the million dollar Question is Ghar basane ke
bad kitne Hase

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Colony Ka Bhikari

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.

Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

10th class ka student

10th class ka student : Mein fail hona chahta hu Dost : Kyun?

Student : Papa ne kaha hai ki 1st aaya, to science dilvaunga, 2nd aaya to arts, fair hua to shadi kara denge!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar with girlfriend

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

My Wife Found Out

Man Was Complaining 2 A Frnd
I'd It All
Money, A Beautiful House, A Big Car, D Luv Of A Prety Gal Thn Its
All Gone

Frnd: Wht Hapend?

Man: My Wife Found Out :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)