Hotle manager
molazim hotel manager se: “upar ka mosafir shakayat kar raha tha ke raat barish main chat se is kadar pani tapka ke who sir se paoun tak nahaya gya.” Manager “theek hay ,is ke bill main nahane ke paise bi shamil kar lo.”
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 763 views
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