Santa Ke Bachpan Ka Kissa
Santa Aur Banta Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Hote Hai,
Banta: “Chal Apne Bachpan Ki Koi Baat Bata?”
Santa: “Yaar, Main Bachpan Mein Bahut Taqatwar Tha”
Banta: “Achha Wo Kaise???”
Santa: “Meri Mummy Kehti Hai Jab Main Rota Tha To Sara Ghar Sar (Head) Pe Uthha Leta Tha“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 932 views
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Santa Apni Wife Ke Saath Dinner Ke Liye Restaurant Mein Jata Hai.
Dinner Kerne Ke Baad Waiter Aata Hai.
Waiter: “Aapka Bill Sir”
Santa: “Yeh Lo Mera Card”
Waiter: “But Sir, Yeh Nahi Chalega, Ye Toh Ration Card Hai”
Santa: “Toh Phir Bahaar Kya Majaak Mein Likha Hai All Cards Are Accepted.”
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Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April
When Conductor Asked For Ticket.
He Gave Rs.10/-
And Took The Ticket
And Said April Fool.
I Have Pass.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jab Ghee Seedhi ungli se na niklay to.
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Chamcha Istemaal karo.
Har cheez main ungli karna achi baat nahi hai. ;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathaan's wish: when i die, I wana die
Pathaan's wish: when i die,
I wana die like
my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not
screamin like
all d passengers in d bus he
was driving ;->
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa
Jaldi se 1 Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali hai
Peny Ke Bad
1 Glass aur do Larai Hone Wali Hai
Juice Wala
Larai Kb Hogi?
Santa:Jab To Paise Mange ga
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Diplomatic Husband 2 Wife:
"Hw do U expect Me 2Remembr
Ur Birthday Wn U Nvr Look any Older"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Chand bhi kiya ajeeb cheze hy
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zalim jis me
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bachpan me Mamu & Jawani me Januuu Nazar Ata hyyyy
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Shair arz kia hai
pewasta e shajar se umeed e bahar rakh
bachay 2 hi achay ,bivian beshak 4 rakh
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna…!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Sardar Apne Bhai ko Maar raha tha.
1 Admi ne Poocha Tum ise q Maar rahe ho..?
Sardar: Doctor ne kya c
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En’nu Dwai Kott k deni ay.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)