Pati Ke Liye Best Ilaaz
Pati Ke Kafi Jyada Beemar Hone Ki Wajah Se Biwi Usko Shahar Ke Top Doctor Ke Pass Le Kar Gayi
Doctor Ne Checkup Karne Ke Baad Patni Ko Kuch Goliya Di Aur Bola
Doctor: “Aapke Pati Ko Aaram Ki Jaroorat Hai, Ye Lijiye Nind Ki Goliya”
Aurat: “Ye Main Unhe Kab Kab Doon?”
Doctor: “Ye Unko Nahi Aapko Leni Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1164 views
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