Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya

Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya..

Banta:Kitne Run Banaye?

Santa:Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya.

Banta:shit Yaar so close.. ;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1003 views
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Boy to boy= 00:00:59
Boy to mom= 00:10:30
Boy to dad= 00:02:36
Boy to girl= 01:15:01
Girl to girl= 00:29:59
Girl to boy= 00:00:05

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
There is nothing more expensive

There is nothing more expensive than a female tear...

when a single drop comes out,it first mixes with "loreal" eyeliner and "dior" mascara.

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then when it come down to cheek it mixes wit "D&G blusher"..

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and in case it touches the lips,,it gets mixed with "Maybelline" lipstick

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this means that a single drop is worth atleast Rs.1500......)

Don't ever let girl cry......

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
follow the rules...

Boy Walks In To Class Room:
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Teacher: Why Are You Late?
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Boy: I Saw A Sign On The Way To School.
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Teacher: What Did The Sign Say?
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Boy: School Ahead Slow Down :P

by nadeem (few years ago!)
Aik sabzi farosh kay han bachah paida hua.

Aik sabzi farosh kay han bachah paida hua. Parosi waghira dekhnay kay liye aaye huye the. 

Aik khatoon nay pucha: bhayi saheb bacha kaisa hai?

Sabzi farosh nay kaha: bilkul taza hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa ki shaadi k 3 mahine baad

Santa ki shaadi k 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.

Santa : Ye 3 mahine me bacha kaise ho gaya..??

Biwi : Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai..??

Santa : 3 mahine.

Biwi : Aur meri shadi ko..??

Santa : 3 mahine.

Biwi : Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua..??

Santa : 3 mahine baad.

Biwi : Total kitne mahine ho gaye..??

Santa : Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye! time ka pata hi nahi laga?!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Cost Of Divorce

A little boy asked his father;

"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

And the father replied;

"I don't know son, I'm still paying."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Teacher . boys apko amir khan

teacher: boys aap ko aamir khan aur kajol ki film
fana se kiya lesson mila?
student: andhi, kani, langri, jo bhi mile, phansa leni
chahye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kia Aap Is Jumle Ka Matlab

Kia Aap Is Jumle Ka Matlab Bata Sakte Hai

“Pipe Por Por Pipe Por Pipe Por”
Guess

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Aik Baloch Apna Phone Number Bata Raha Hai.

“5 44 54 54?:-:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya.

Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya. Pathan bola: 'o yara is pankhe k niche betho tumhe sawaab milega.
Mehman:wo kese?
Pathan: hm ye pankha masjid se utaar k laya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Khobsurat loog

Khobsurt log hamesha ye kiun kehte hain k me abi busy hoon
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nai pata
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Pher btaun ga me abi busy hun

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
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