Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya
Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya..
Banta:Kitne Run Banaye?
Santa:Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya.
Banta:shit Yaar so close.. ;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1064 views
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