Aise Message Receive Nahi Karne Chahiye
Santa Ki Biwi Preeto Ne Ek Din Santa Ko Bola
Preeto: “Oh Ji, Mere Mobile Mein Kisine, I Love You Ka Message Bheja Hai”
Santa Gusse Se: “Aise Message Receive Nahi Karne Chahiye, I Love You Too Likh Ke Wapas Bhej De Saale Ko“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 537 views
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