Aishwarya's Baby in school

Aishwarya's Baby in school..

Teacher- Who is ur grandpa?
Baby- Big B :)

Teacher- Who is ur mother?
Baby- Miss World :D

Teacher- Who is ur father?
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Baby- No Idea Sir Ji.. :P

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