Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye

Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega

Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 840 views

Pathan

PHATAN GHALTI SY SAMANDER ME GIR GIA .
DHOBTE DHOBTE US K HATH ME MACHLI AA GAI.
USAY PAKER KER BAHIR PHENKA OR KAHA
JAO TUM TU APNA JAAN BACHAO …
HAMARA ALLAH MALIK HAI.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang akr usy kahi chor aya. gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya. wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.
sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?
wife:han pnch gai hy
sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Chalo Newton's law batao..?

Sir: Chalo Newton's law batao..?

SANTA: Sir Mujhe pura nahi bas last ka aata hai.

Sir: chalo utna hi batao..

SANTA:-".. And dis is called d Newton's law"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny Popcorn

Kabhi aapne socha hai….
Tawe pe pada popcorn uchalta kyo hai ? Socho !!

Thik se socho !!
Nahi soch paye ? Thik hai, jawab chahiye…
Khud baith ke dekh lo tawe par,
pata chal jayega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pandit ka Tota roz 1 admi ko

Pandit ka Tota roz 1 admi ko dekhta or bolta-"AUR haramkhor kya haal hai"..

Us admi ne pandit se shikayat ki to pandit ne tote ko danta.

Agle din jab wo admi tote k karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola.
...
Thoda aage ja k us admi ne mud k dekha to tota haste hue bola.

''SAMAJh TO TU GAYA hi HOGA.."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)