A guy walks into an antique store and buys a grandfather clock, he walks out of the shop with it and accidentally walks into a drunk guy. (they both fall over and the clock gets smashed to bits)
The guy says to the drunk, "Why don't you watch where your going?" and the drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wrist watch like everybody else?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 863 views

Ek sardar doosre se keh raha hai

Ek sardar doosre se keh raha hai ke “Maine machcharo ko ullu banaya !”

Second Sardar: “Kaise?“

First says: Maine mosquito coil mere bajuke room mein lagaya aur main apne room mein soya. ha ha ha ha…..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1Tapori Ki Wife

?1Tapori Ki Wife:- Sunte Ho Ji, Apne Bete Ne Aaj Pehli Baar Aadha Sentence Bolna Sikha..

Tapori- Accha, Kya Bola?
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Wife- Teri Maa Ki.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

History Teacher

History Teacher :

From where to
where did the mughals rule ?

Student:

Sir, I am not sure but
I think from page 15 to 26.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

aik ladka aik ladki se kehta hai

aik ladka aik ladki se kehta hai

"lafz mere geet tere ghazal koi sunaoon kya?"

LaDki:

"haath mere gaal tere...kaan k neeche bajaoon kya?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa To Doctor

Santa To Doctor: Main Susu Subha 5 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 6 Baje Karta Hu.” Doctor: “Phir Isme

Problem Kya Hai?” Santa: “Doctor Saab, Par Meri Aankh Subha 7 Baje Khulti Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)