A guy walks into an antique store and buys a grandfather clock, he walks out of the shop with it and accidentally walks into a drunk guy. (they both fall over and the clock gets smashed to bits)
The guy says to the drunk, "Why don't you watch where your going?" and the drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wrist watch like everybody else?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 975 views

Ek chor

Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le kar bagh gyia.
Dost: wo tumara mobile le kar bagh gyia or tm hanas rahe ho,
Sardar: bagne do charger tu mere pass hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Insaan ka sab se ziyada dil kab jalta hay?

Insaan ka sab se ziyada dil kab jalta hay?
Jab aap original Nokia ka mobile le kar behte hon
aor koi aa kar kahe..China Hy?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Suicide

Chiman is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks...takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Somebody stops him and asks,
'Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?'
Chiman replies, 'Saali train late aati hai

kahin bhook se na marjaun..'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nurse

Nurse;doctor,rhe man u have just treated collapsed
on the front step, wht should i do?
doctor;turn him around so it looks like he was just
arriving

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,

4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,

2 charh gaey

To train men logon ne kaha

WELDONE

Pathan: khaak well done?

Jana to unhen tha hum to chorne aaey

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)