Flight ka Pilot

Flight ka Pilot !!
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Announcement k baad MIC OFF karna bhool gaya
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Pilot apne co-pilot se bola:"Main pehle coffee piyunga phir airhostess ko kiss karunga" :)
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Ye sun k Airhostess MIC OFF karne bhaagi
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Aur Phisal kar gir padi..
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Paas betha buzurg ye dekh ke bola:"Beti, araam se jao..
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Pehle wo coffee piyega...:p :O :D :D

jo samjh gye wo thoko Likes..:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 626 views
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