Titanic was sinking…

Titanic was sinking…

Santa: How far is the earth from here?

Banta: 1 kilometer.

Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: in which direction..?

Banta: Downwards !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 841 views
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