A sad love story
.
Ek student ko apni classmate se
pyar
ho gaya
.
Ladke ne use prapose kiya
Lekin ladki ne inkar kar diya
Or
teacher ko uski complain kardi
.
Teacher ne ladke ko kaafi daanta
or
1 week k liye class se nikal diya.
.
.
.
Jab 1 week baad ladka wapas
class
me
gaya to
Ladki ko us se pyar ho gaya
.
Ladki ne us ladke ki book me
likha :
I m sorry and I love u too
.
Ladke ne koi response nahi diya
.
Isi tarah 4 saal guzar gaye
.
.
Moral - bewkuf ladki itna bhi nahisamajti

Ladke kabhi books nahi kholte
hai.. :v :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 905 views

Larki ko respect

Larki ko respect deni chaiye..
Line toh ptcl wale bhi dete hain ;) :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Humara Ghar To Ground Floor Par Hai

Humara Ghar To Ground Floor Par Hai

Santa ka student raste pe jate hue Santa se poocha, "Sir! Apko lift chahiye kya?"

Santa ne thoda sochke kaha, "Nahi, humara ghar to Ground floor par hai"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Hi Packet Mang Rahe Hain

A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills:
Bhai ek Will dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by the name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted and said I want one

Will, so the person told him unless you say it correctly i.e Wills I won't sell it to you, so the Bihari went mad and said

Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain pura packet to nahin maang rahen hain"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Sardar looking at sky asks

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies :Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek gora aadmi tha

Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.

Tabhi woh apni patni ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya”

Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya, “Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)