Stupid Doctor Stupid
Once a man ran to the Doctor,'
My wife accidentally drank some petrol. Now she is running in the house. What should I do?'
Doctor smiled, 'Lock all the doors and windows in the house. She will stop when the petrol is over.'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views
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