Bus-Stop Par Akeli Khadi Chinki
Bus-Stop Par Akeli Khadi Chinki Ko Dekh, Ladka Uske Paas Gaya Aur Bola.
Ladka: “Mujhse Shaadi Karogi?”
Chinki: “Kya?”
Ladka: “Acchi Film Hai Na?”
Chinki: “Kutte Ke Bacche”
Ladka: “What…?”
Chinki: “Kitne Cute Hote Hai Na?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 788 views
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Dedicated to All boys:
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“Apki kahani humari zubani”
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chalta ni alag baat hai..
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koi manta nai hai alag baat hai..
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lagta nai alag baat hai..
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Kaafi izzat hai apki,
koi karta nai alag baat hai..
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Apki bezzati ho rahi hai..
Aap phir bhi ye post padhke hass
rahe
hai..
‘kya baat hai’…
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