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Santa to banta: Yaar koi aisa gift bataa jo seedha teri bhabi ke dil per lage...
Ruk sochne de
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Banta: Goli mar de [?]
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
santa ki bewi mar gai--sardar ji kafan leny gia---dukandar nay kafan ka kaprra dia-----santa kuch bola ,, jisay sun ky dukandar bay hosh ho gia..
santa.. is may aur colors dikawo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa:main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
BANTA: wow kab?
SANTA: meri 7 dec ko aur uski 13 jan ko.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa- arz kiya hai.
Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaaggyi,
Maine usko itne khat likhe ki woh postman ke saath bhag gayi..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: bhagwan ka shukar hai ki India 14th August ko aazad nahi hua..
Banta: Kyun??
Santa: Are yaar, Phir hum 15th August kaise manaate ?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Banta : Q America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Santa : Tu B Na
Muje English Kaha Aati Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
santa ki sadi nurse se ho jati hai banta ek din santa se mila pucha yar kasi hai tumare bb santa: yar mere baat hi nahi sunti jab tak use mai sister na bulau.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SANTA- Tere kitne bachhe hain?
BANTA- 18
SANTA- Itne saare?
BANTA- Sasurji se wada kiya tha k unki beti ko kabhi khaali pet nahi rakhoonga ;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?
Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi
Jo Musibat Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De. Main Zarur Aaunga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa bag lekar bus me ghusa..
Aur zor se chillaya-
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"KHABARDAR!!
KOI APNI JAGAH SE NAHI HILEGA!!
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Santa Singh
KULFIWALA KHUD SABKE PAAS AAYEGA!!!!" ;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa : Kal papa Kuwe me Gir gaye, Bahut Chot Lagi, Bahut Chilla rahe the. Banta : Ab Kaise hai?
Santa : Thik hi Honge, Kal se Kuwe se Koi Awaaz Nahi aayi Na.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta- Wise men r always in doubt only idiots r sure of their case!
Santa- Ru sure??
Banta- Yes! Obviously!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek baar exam me question aaya- HIPS PE ESSAY LIKHO!
Santa apni pant kholkar hips dekh raha tha tabhi Banta bola- MAM! USNE KUNJI KHOL RAKHI HAI!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)