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T.V Cable is Not For Kids

Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V Cable is not Good for Kids,
They don't Study, So I got rid of it.

Banta: That's Good.

Santa: Now We have a Dish Installed. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
All Cards Accepted

Waiter gives bill to Santa:

Santa: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir, This is voter card.
Santa: So what? You have written there ALL CARDS ACCEPTED

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Lost His Dog

Santa: I lost my dog.

Banta: Put an advertisement in newspaper.

Santa: Don't be silly.
My dog can't read newspaper.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl Friend And Mobile

Santa: What Is The Similarity Between Girl Friend And Mobile?

Banta: Both Are Disconnected
When There Is NO Money.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Churrail ki Churrail

Santa: Yaar Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai, Ladke Mar ke Bhoot Ban Jate Hain.

Banta: Aur Ladkiyan?
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Santa: Chudail Ki Chudail rahti hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SMS & Petrol

Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nhi krta?

Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gya hy.

Santa: Petrol & SMS?

Banta: Easy load karvane k lye ghar se 10 km
Dur bike pr jana prta hy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa fell down

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police or Ambulance?

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Good And Bad News

Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News.

Good News is That:
Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya.

Banta: Aur Bad News?

Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha. :-(

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In 1OO Meter Race

In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced

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2

3

Start.
All Started Running Except Santa.

Coach: Why Are You Still Waiting?

Santa: My No Is 4! :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Social Work

Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr bohat mara.

Batna: Social Work?

Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Lie Detector

Banta: Have you ever seen A lie detector?

Santa: Yes I married her....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I'm taking Revenge

Santa sitting on the roadside:
Banta asks y r u wasting time?

Santa: I'm taking revenge?
Banta: How?

Santa: Waqt ne mujhe barbad kia he, ab mein waqt ko barbad karta hun.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
After Eating Fish

After Eating Fish Santa Don't Drink Water

Why? Because

He Feared That Fish Will Start Swimming In His Stomach.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BV Bhag gai

Santa: Yaar suna hai teri BV bhag gai? Tera kya kehna hy?
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Banta: Bs yaar kya kahon
"Kabi Khushi Kabhi Gham"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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