2011 Ka Sab Sy Btmiz Bachaa
2011 Ka Sab Sy Btmiz Bachaa,
Dukandar Sy:
Uncle Rang Gora Krne Wali Cream Hae..?
Dokandar:
Han Hai.
Bacha:
Te Mama Apni Bachi Nu Lawanda Q Nai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 860 views
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