Kanton bhare raaste per kon ap ka sath dega..
Mummy/Papa: No
Husband/Wife: No
Brother/Sister: No
Ap Ka Lover/Friend: No
Sirf aur Sirf Aapki
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CHAPPAL

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 574 views

Shayar hun main aawara math samajhna

Shayar hun main aawara math samajhna,
logon ko hasaane wala hun joker math samajhna,
pati hun apni biwi ka kisi aur ka math samajhna,
agar yeh dekh kar aap hasey to mujhey shabashi de dena,
nahi hasey to ek aam shayar hun ghalib math samajh lena

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

phtan ki cycle

Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin
ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they
kya ???”
Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break
mar kar kia faida.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

angry wife to her husband

An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?"

Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:)

Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love !

Husband: I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Customer: Sardarji lassi me

Customer: Sardarji lassi me makkhi hai.

Funny Sardar: Oye chupkar dil bada rakh, ye nanhi si jaan teri kitni lassi pee jayegi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tumhare Papa Ka Kya Naam Hai?

Class Mein Teacher Santa Se Kehti Hai.

Teacher: “Tumhare Papa Ka Kya Naam Hai?”

Santa: “Google Singh”

Teacher Hairani Hote Hue: “Yeh Kesa Naam Hai?”

Santa: “Bus Mein Jahaan Bhi Jaun Mujhe Doond Lete Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)