Cow Ka Character

Customer: ye cow kitney ki he?

Cow saler: 30,000 ki or 2 saal mai 1 bacha deti he.

Customer: or ye cow kitne ki he?

Cow saler: 10,000 ki or ye 2 saal mai 5 bachey deti he.

Customer: ye cow itni sasti kion he jabke ye tou saal mai 5 bachey deti he?

Cow saler: sahab CHARACTER bhi koi cheez hoti he.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 856 views
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