Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 972 views

Bus conductor

Bus conductor: Why are taking two tickets?
Passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me.
Conductor: what if you lose both?
Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pani o Bijli ke ke wazir Nokar

Pani o Bijli ke ke wazir Nokar ko daante hoye.

Wazir: Tumjhe jis kaam ke lye behja jata hai, teen ghante se pehle wapis nahi ate, Tumhara masla kya hai?

Nokar: Sir, Main to aap ke hukam ka gulam hoon, aap he ne farmaya tha, ke Bijli ki tarha kam kya karo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Easy load k paise nai leti

B.v:humari beti ko kisi se pyar ho gaya hai,
husband:tum ko kaise pata chal?

B.v:wo bahut dinun se easyload k paisy nai mangti

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Dunya Dhoky baaz hai

Aik chor makan ma dakhil huwa...
Tijori pe likha tha Right side button press karein..
. .
Chor ne aisa hi kia tau sairen baj gaya aur chor pakrra gaya..
. .
Court ma Judge ne pocha...
. .
"Tum apni safayi ma kuch kehna pasand karogay?"
. .
Chor ne afsurdah lehjay ma kaha. .
"Ma is se zyada kuch nhi kehna chahta k yeh dunya barri Dhokaybaaz hai". .
:D :D :D
HAHAHA

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

Meri fikar mat kia karo.

Teacher : you are late today,
school 7 baje lag jata hai or tum ab aa rahe ho???
Student : sir aap meri fikar na kiya kare
aap school shuru karwa diya kare.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)