Eid mubarik
Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1027 views
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