Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
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Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
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Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 727 views

Mom is bar hum sare

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Ladki

Santa ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Ladki se kaha-Aapne pehchana Mujh ko?

Ladki-nahi

Santa-mai whi hu jisko Aapne parso bi nhi Pehchana Tha...!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1. If I like it, it's mine.

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If its broken, it's yours.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Snta apne Beemar baap

Snta apne Beemar baap se-Papa aapko marnay k bad Dafnaya Jaye ya Jalaya Jaye?
Papa-Beta Mujh se na Pucho, Mujhe Surprise Dena

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ne school chor dia

Dost :ap ne school ana kiun chor dia hai.
Sardar:yaar mere papa kehte hain aik hi jagah bar bar jane se ijazat kam hu jati hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)