wife said I am dying
Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 861 views
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