Sardar Rakshay Pe Ghar
Aya.
Sardar: Kitnay Paisay
Rakshay Wala: 50 Rupay
Sardar: Yay Lo 25 Rupay
Rakshay Wala: Yay Keya
Sardar: “Te Mama Tu Nai
Naal Beh K Aya”.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 698 views

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't have any more work.

Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't ask you to give me work anyway!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Titanic doba tha ya jala tha

A Habshi goes 2 a sardar,

Sardar:Who r u?

Habshi: I am Jack(titanic’s hero)

Sardar got confusd, ran 2 anothr
sardar n askd: Titanic dubya c
k sarya c?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi

Ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi..
.
13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch
kar liya or pocha mujhse pyar
karogi..
.
Ladki:" no,, Ladke ne usey chhor
diya 9th floor pe 1 aur ladke ne catch kiya or pucha mujhe kiss
karogi.. .

Ladki:" no, Usne b chhor diya.. .
Ladki cheekhen marti hui 1 aur
chance ki dua karne lagi.. .
.
3th floor pe aate aate Pappu ne
catch kar liya.. .

Ladki foran boli:" mai tumse
pyar bhi krungi aur kiss bhi
karungi" . Pappu ne usey foran chor diya or

bola Pappu:"
Characterless girl,
Isse accha to tu mar jaye "Main sareef banda hu ye galat
kaam hargiz nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cost Of Divorce

A little boy asked his father;

"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

And the father replied;

"I don't know son, I'm still paying."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta

Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)