Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 894 views

Meray Ammi Our Abba Huzoor

Shehzada Saleem: Meray Ammi Our Abba Huzoor
Mujh Say Itni Mohabbat Krtay Thay,
K Poori Poori Raat Wo Dono Mujhay Sulanay K Liye Jaagtay Rehtay,
Laikin Main Phir Bhi Nahi Sota Tha…
Wazeer: Shehzada Hazoor,
Ap Ka Iqbal Buland Ho. Ap Ki Isi Bagherti Ki Waja Say Aap Iklotay Reh Gaye…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar

A Sardar was celebrating the birthday of his son after 6 months
People asked: Sardar Ji log tu 1 saal baad birthday manaty hain, owr ap 6 maheny baad..?
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Sardar: O jee, hamary han semester system hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Boy to Girl’s Father:

Boy to Girl’s Father:
Its Just A Formality,
But I Still Ask,
Can I Marry Your Daughter’?

Father:
Who Told U Its Just A Formality’?

Boy:
The ‘Gynecologist’..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Aisa Sentence Batao

TEACHER:
Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein
URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH
Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho …
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…
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SARDAR:
ISHQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Banti: uncle, papa ne chini magwai hai

Banti: uncle, papa ne chini magwai hai
Dukandaar: Aur kya kya kaha hai tumhare papa
ne?
Banti: Agar wo mota na de to, sharma uncle ki
dukan se le aana.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)